Archive for Satire
Loose Trousers At Mustang Ranch
Posted by: | CommentsPeter Schiff writes:
Now that the Fed has recklessly shown its hand, the mad dash to get out of Treasuries and dollars should not be far off. The more the Fed prints to buy bonds the less the dollar is worth. Holders of our debt (read China and Japan) understand this dynamic. We must expect that they will not only refuse to buy new bonds, but they will look to unload those bonds they already own.
Under normal circumstances, if creditors grew concerned that inflation was eating into their returns, the Fed would raise interest rates to entice them to buy. However, the Fed will avoid this course of action as it fears higher rates are too heavy a burden for our debt-laden economy to bear. To maintain artificially low rates, the Fed will be forced to purchase trillions more debt then it expects as it becomes the only buyer in a sellers market.
Assuming you have read the full piece from which the above quote was taken, one could ask the question: Is Schiff alluding to Hemmingway? Hmmm, let’s follow this just for fun because, if the bell is tolling, as Schiff suggests, the question then becomes for whom? I love rhetorical riddles and this one really should sit for a spell before you reach your conclusion…
Schiff has been stunningly correct (but at times precisely incorrect in the short term) in his larger, longer, view of economic matters; when he speaks in terms of long term trends it would be wise to take him very seriously.
Being a student of George Reisman (pronounced rees-man), I see in Schiff much Reisman-esque thinking. Peter would wise to keep some of this to himself, however, lest he wish to face the fate of the Republicans who were persecuted after the rise of Francisco Franco… Who? What?
Too dramatic, you say?
Well, one should not be surprised to know that in most government schools Nazi Germany is a unit that is brought up totally out of context, eliminating, for all intents and purposes, the Spanish Civil War and its antecedents (particularly philosophical). Generally speaking, kids in government institutions being force-fed history do not get anywhere near the dose of context that is required to understand Hitler, the Nazis, and the gestalt of national socialism. But if you knew that the Spanish Civil war was a precursory or proxy for WWII, and you knew the philosophical fronts of the battles, would you not understand Nazism in a, well, actual way? Of course you would.
Of course, one of the primary reasons for the omission of the basis is more often than not that the institution itself and its education degreed automatons don’t understand the philosophical battles that were brewing, where those battles came from, either – at the end of the day they have a unit to present, and a fixed period of time to present it.. Pragmatism rules the government schools.
Similarly, in today’s analysis of economic matters people in general do not get any context in which government intervention is taking place. Schiff, however, is the antidote to much of this and is generally an inoculation to such context swapping and context blanking that is so obvious to some of us on the outside looking in.
Time will tell, but Peter’s rhetorical question at the end of his piece is loaded: “Got Gold?”
Well, yes. I do… nowhere near as much as I wish I had.
So, let me leave you with this thought: If you knew today that the price of gold will likely double in 12 to 18 months, and the value of the dollar would drop like a pair of loose trousers at the Mustang Ranch over the noon hour, what would you do?
A Little Austrian Economic Humor
Posted by: | CommentsEven Hitler was out dictatored by Bernanke, Paulson, and company.
Breaking News! Peter Bear helps Victoria Bear Break Parole
Posted by: | CommentsPeter Bear is quite the devoted husband we see. It has come to our attention that Peter Bear helped his darling wife out by breaking her parole by taking her in to have cocktails the evening before she was due to report to jail.
The Judge gave specific rules for Victoria at the sentencing, as reported in both the HSO and the Pioneer Press. The Judge gave specific notice not to enter establishments that serve alcohol and even gave examples of places may may be in conflict, such as Applebee’s which serve food, but have a bar inside. Victoria Bear was to remain completely sober at all times throughout her probation.
In an Our View exclusive, it has been learned that Peter Bear willingly, knowingly, and purposefully took his darling wife into a bar and had cocktails. It all seemed so innocent, except he took her out of state to do it thinking he could get away with it; or did he think that?
It is Our View that Peter may have actually assisted in Victoria’s parole violation knowing that she would head to prison, rather than jail. Why else would he have done that?
It is also our view that this is just another example of the kind of “stab in the back” politics that Peter is used to using from his days in Madison and when he was on the Hudson School Board.
Politics can be ugly at times, and when you have someone like Peter Bear helping his wife in this fashion, it leads one to think ?!?!?!?!…………………
Panhandler Extraordinaire
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Words that do not belong in the same headline
Posted by: | CommentsBob Ziller in Drag
Posted by: | CommentsToday’s Funny
Posted by: | CommentsImproving the English Language…
Having chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC, the European Parliament has commissioned a feasibility study in ways of improving efficiency in communications between Government departments.
European officials have often pointed out that English spelling is unnecessarily difficult; for example: cough, plough, rough, through and thorough. What is clearly needed is a phased programme of changes to iron out these anomalies.
The programme would, of course, be administered by a committee staff at top level by participating nations.
In the first year, for example, the committee would suggest using ’s’ instead of the soft ‘c’. Sertainly, sivil servants in all sities would resieve this news with joy. Then the hard ‘c’ could be replaced by ‘k’ sinse both letters are pronounsed alike. Not only would this klear up konfusion in the minds of klerikal workers, but typewriters kould be made with one less letter.
There would be growing enthusiasm when in the sekond year, it was announsed that the troublesome ‘ph’ would henseforth be written ‘f’. This would make words like ‘fotograf’ twenty persent shorter in print.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reash the stage where more komplikated shanges are possible.
Governments would enkourage the removal of double leters whish have always been a deterent to akurate speling.
We would al agre that the horible mes of silent ‘e’s in the languag is disgrasful. Therefor we kould drop them and kontinu to read and writ as though nothing had hapend. By this tim it would be four years sins the skem began and peopl would be reseptive to steps sutsh as replasing ‘th’ by ‘z’. Perhaps zen ze funktion of ‘w’ kould be taken on by ‘v’, vitsh is, after al, half a ‘w’. Shortly after zis, ze unesesary ‘o kould be dropd from vords kontaining ‘ou’. Similar arguments vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
Kontinuing zis proses yer after yer, ve vud eventuli hav a reli sensibl riten styl. After tventi yers zer vud be no mor trubls, difikultis and evrivun vud find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drems of the Guvermnt vud finali hav kum tru.
Comedian to headline St. Croix County Economic Development Commission banquet
Posted by: | CommentsNew Richmond resident Scott Novotny will bring his comedy routine to St. Croix EDC’s Business of the Year awards banquet on Thursday, Feb. 21, at Kilkarney Hills Golf Club in River Falls.
Novotny will attempt to repeat (without laughing) New Richmond School District’s Morrie Veilluex’s claims that a $92 million school construction plan is necessary to meet the needs of the 21 new students the District enrolled this year. He will elaborate on this topic by pointing out that more than 500 parcels in New Richmond are more than 1 year behind in property tax payments, home sales in New Richmond plunged by more than 20% in 2007, that the County predicts that New Richmond’s population will declining in the next 3 years and that home foreclosures and personal bankrputcies in New Richmond are 4 times higher then they were just a couple of years ago.
Novotny has been performing stand-up comedy for 25 years and over that time, Novotny has had people laughing from coast to coast with his clean, non-offensive, very funny observations and humor. He has appeared in more than 100 different comedy clubs, including The Comedy Store, Knuckleheads, Funny Business and Yuk Yuk’s in Canada.
Novotny has written for HBO, Dudley Rigg’s Brave New Workshop, Strange Brew comic strip and NBC’s Saturday Night Live. He has opened in concert for such notables as the Smothers Brothers, Jay Leno, Penn and Teller, Pee Wee Herman, REO Speedwagon and B.B. King.
The anti-Christ in ASCII code …
Posted by: | Comments097 = a
108 = l
032 = space
103 = g
111 = o
114 = r
101 = e
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666
I have to admit, I wish I would have conjured this one up…. H/T to vetana
And Now, Something Completely Different
Posted by: | CommentsThis should have you bouncing around. This Bollywood extravaganza is bizarre, in a fun way. I like the last 20 seconds or so.
h/t lgf
Kitty “Roll Over” Rhoades
Posted by: | CommentsWasn’t Kitty supposed to be our savior in Madison? Wasn’t she supposed to stand up to the big spenders? Didn’t the Chairman of the Republican Party in St. Croix County write a letter a few weeks ago telling us to thank Kitty for holding the line on new taxes?
Boy it didn’t take Kitty long to show her true colors! Here come the tax increases. First Kitty said yes to spending $80 Million MORE than the original increase for PreK-12 and now she has rolled over completely and given the Democrats $500 Million MORE in cigarette taxes!
“We offered to accept $500 million in new spending with no strings attached, but they said that wasn’t enough,” said Rhoades.
Kitty Rhoades, our hero. No wonder the local liberals love to put her sign in their yard.
Deuces are Wild
Posted by: | CommentsLike some athletes, the ol’ towncrier has some superstitions when it comes to numbers. I believe some numbers are just bad luck and when I see them, my radar goes up to be prepared for something bad. Others may not be evil, but do not expect good fortune from them. Like when I play my lucky numbers combination in the lottery every week: 1,2,3,4,5, and Powerball number 6. I have not won even $1 playing these lucky numbers over the past ten years. I wore the number 22 when I played high school basketball. Our team had seven players and as luck would have it, I never played one minute of a game over four years.
Speaking of the number of 7, it seems that number is both unlucky and evil in this area because that just so happens to be the number of people on the Hudson School Board. Every time these seven get together your taxes go up, foolish spending on cockamamie classes or personnel is voted for, and it is number of one of the board member’s favorite McDonalds value meal. This particular board member also likes the numbers 9-1-1. When looking at a picture of the board, she is not hard to find.
The Superintendent of Hudson schools has her own favorite number, which is 2 or a variation of it. The woman just glows with the number 2. She is known affectionately as second choice-two names, two bags, two-faced liar. Recently, she and the unlucky seven created a position of communication consultant for one of her two friends, who happened to be one of the unlucky seven, Tracy two names Jr. Her other friend just happens to be in construction. How lucky for him, it has been rumored, one that second-choice two names did not deny, that the school district awarded this friend a contract on the new elementary school. It seems the bid of this friend was a tad higher than the next lowest bid. How much higher you ask, $200,000.
It just occurred to me that for me the number two really is bad luck. Not only is it the favorite number of the Superintendent who has taken a deuce on our money which has dwindled my bank account down to $2 and it also is the repeated number that was on my basketball jersey and it is the number of ex-wives I have. All of which presents me with a dilemma, I am going to have to make up another number to indicate that I have to go to the bathroom for a certain bodily function.
Olympic Hopefuls
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