Hudson School District Undergoes Sex Change
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Driving around Hudson lately reminds me of my girlfriend back in high school. Gail was a pretty girl with a shiny personality. Her only deficiency lied in the chest area. I remember the first time trying to cop a feel. It was like walking through a pitch dark room with your hands out in front searching for the light switch. When she returned from spring break in our senior year it was if God said, “Let there be light!” She stood there sporting a pair of wonderfully formed hooters. No more looking for the light switch.
The miracle of puberty seems to be happening to some yards around Hudson. One night you go to bed with the yards around town flat and smooth from the snow, and then the next morning you notice that a pair of jaundiced colored boobs with tattoos reading school board have popped up everywhere. Now I know that yards can go through periods of chemical imbalances, but I am not buying that it can cause the sprouting of anatomical female parts, especially in the dead of winter.
This made me sit and think a while. I do know that breast travel in pairs. But how on earth did they get into so many yards. I haven’t read anything about what they stand for or hell, even what they look like. How do the folks in the administration and teachers union know so much? And then I thought some more.
Maybe the pair of boobs was a community awareness project sponsored by the Gay-Lesbian-Transgender club at the high school. Or maybe it was a way for second-choice two-names double sack of lying sh—to show her feminine side. God knows that hairdo she wears around town does nothing for her. Or it could be a mechanism for a certain playboy in town to plant two boobs without his wife getting mad. Or maybe it is just Devin Willi exposing his femininity.
After sitting and reading some more in my non-taxpayer funded library, I realized that these boobs are showing up in the same yards that used to have “Vote Yes” signs in them.
Wait a second, it finally hit me. This year these yards would normally have Dan and Dick signs. No, the pair of boobs is not the result of some hormonal imbalance. It was caused by a sex change operation.
Wanting to appear softer around the edges, the government school district thugs have removed their dicks for a pair of boobs. And to make the surgery complete, you now have Dan sporting a goatee which makes his face look like you know what.
No matter how they try to disguise themselves, you can rest assured that the girls will still give our students and the taxpayers the shaft.
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Well, well, well… TC you have outdone yourself here. Where to you conjur up this literary magnificence?
It would seem to me that the union thugs just can’t resist the temptation to feel up the taxpayers at every opportunity. On occasion the taxpayers will do the right thing and slap the brutes, but sadly this crowd of floozies just let’s it happen. Why worry if it gets a little too hot and heavy in the backseat? The government schools have nurseries and daycare, no worries – slip it to her skippy, we’ll find a home for the pups.
The “playboy” you’re referring to must be Roy Sjoberg. What a hoot! I’ve seen him at church before and never would have guess he was a big playboy. You’d never guess it.