Mark “The Terrorist” Kaisersatt Unedited

It seems that Hudson School Board member Mark “The Terrorist” Kaisersatt has had enough of Boobie Mudslingski. He wrote another letter to the paper answering some criticisms from Mr. Mudslingski. See Letter Of course we all remember when the fake threat letter was sent to Hudson City Administrator Devin Willi and Mr. Kaisersatt wrote to the HSO saying that it was an act of “terrorism”. Mysteriously though, the fake threat letter to Mr. Willi has never resurfaced after almost two years. It appears that Mr. Willi and the powers that be at the City of Hudson and the Hudson Star Observer would rather this incident be forgotten. Surprisingly(LOL) no right wing blogger has ever been interviewed by the police with regards to this matter.

Anyway, I digress. Sources close to Mr. Kaisersatt have revealed that his original letter to the editor was edited by the Hudson School District’s high priced legal firm- “You Screw’em and We Sue’em” from Minneapolis. The original letter from Mark “The Terrorist” Kaisersatt has been printed here for all to see-

Dear Editor,

Last week Mr. Boobie Mudslingski(whose wife makes over $70,000 as an employee of the Hudson School District) directed a tirade against me regarding a new high school. He admits he doesn’t know why I, along with a fellow board member, voted against the 8/9 building referendum in 2003. My rationale centered on what I believe were the significant shortcomings in the process used to develop that proposal. In fact I understand that Mr. Boobie Mudslingski(whose wife makes over $70,000 as an employee of the Hudson School District) voted against the 8/9 building referendum as well because it didn’t include a new football field out in the country. As I understand it that is the main reason why Mr. Boobie Mudslingski(whose wife makes over $70,000 as an employee of the Hudson School District) wants a new high school so badly. It seems that he really hates those homecoming games and all the activity at Newton Field, which is right next to his house.

You have to remember that the administration and the School Board had not thoroughly brainwashed the community during the 8/9 referendum campaign and made the fatal mistake of having the 2003 referendum on a regularly scheduled election day. I did not believe a word that Ron Bernth ever said, and the worthless 8/9 proposal was overwhelmingly defeated. 72% to 28%, what an @@swhooping!

Mr. Boobie Mudslingski(whose wife makes over $70,000 as an employee of the Hudson School District) accuses me of “sitting on my hands” and doing nothing for our high school students, etc. I am offended by that remark, primarily because he shouldn’t even be able to see me at the meetings since we went to the new seating arrangement as we circle the wagons and refuse to even look at our constituents during the meetings. I have worked very hard to raise taxes in the Hudson School District and I will continue to do so. But I do not work for you, Mr. Mudslingski, I represent all the members of the local WEAC union. After all, they are the ones that use my real estate services when they are looking to sell their homes and retire to Arizona. The new employees also use my services to find new residences in the Hudson community as well. And lord knows we’re going to have a ton of those new employees after bamboozling the taxpayers into building yet another elementary school!

Following the defeat of the 2003 referendum, a lopsided and rigged “community” task force was assembled to determine how much more money we can squeeze out of an unsuspecting public. The task force recommended a new high school as well as a new elementary school as part of a comprehensive tax and spend plan. I support the unbelievable conclusions of the task force, even though the school board has changed the “capacity” several times since then.

My fellow board members and I recognize the “space for learning” issues at the high school, Mr. Boobie Mudslingski(whose wife makes over $70,000 as an employee of the Hudson School District), and are in the process of addressing a short-term solution by spending even more hard-earned taxpayer dollars without going to referendum. We are also engaged in constructing a new elementary school with waterless toilets, capitulating to the teachers’ union in labor contracts and beginning work on a long-range strategic tax and spend plan, which will be key to seeing how many more people we can force into bankruptcy and foreclosure. Of course I will work with the banks to list those foreclosures! Isn’t life great?!

Apparently we are not moving fast enough for you. Can you understand that we have limited resources (time and money) and need to prioritize? Why we only have a $60 MILLION budget and numerous slush funds that total $20 MILLION even after the last referendum! I’m not sure why you single me out for criticism, other than the fact that I make money on real estate purchases by district employees. Perhaps with the upcoming election, you enjoy playing politics. You are certainly aware that the board is unified, by virtue of continuous illegal closed door meetings, in the direction that we are taking. You have every right to disagree with the decisions of the School Board, but if you take me on personally at a meeting I will summon the Hudson Police Dept. To escort you to the door.

On a lighter note, I would appreciate the opportunity to list your home should you decide to move.

Mark “The Terrorist” Kaisersatt
Member of the Hudson Government Run School Board Monopoly

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