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Shelly Moore, one HOT chick!
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What a beautiful evening for a campfire last night. As we enjoyed the fire the conversation turned to the valiant campaign of Shelly Moore to restore hope and dignity to the folks of our area. In a sign of unity and civility we honored Shelly as shown by the picture above. Of course the conversation was not complete without referencing Shelly’s new “friend” Playboy Roy Sjoberg and his cute bandana as he posed on the Hudson overpass this winter. Thanks Shelly and Roy, for “lighting up” our conversation!
Carnac on Government Union Thug Randy Hanson
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…… Government Union Thug and Retired Teacher Randy Hanson
More to come on Shelly Moore….
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Wow, the dems couldn’t have picked a worse candidate to run against Sheila Harsdorf. Not only is she a bonafide government union thug, it seems as though she has more personal baggage than even Playboy Roy Sjoberg. We are working on the breaking news but want to make sure that we have our facts straight before announcing this information to the public. Ms. Moore should have been a little more careful before entering into public life…..
Signs, signs, everywhere there’s signs….
Posted by: | CommentsPlayboy Roy Sjoberg would be the first one to believe in free speech, wouldn’t he? I mean he spends his time hanging out on overpasses with recall signs, advocating for waterless toilets at school board meetings and writing dribble in the local fishwrap. So one would believe that he’s an advocate for free speech, especially political free speech. Well Playboy Roy is quite the hypocrite indeed. Last fall a large Dean Knudson sign went missing right across the street from Playboy’s house. Turns out Playboy had something to do with it’s disappearance after all. Take a look at Playboy Roy Sjoberg’s garbage can from a week ago-
Typical liberal communist, Playboy Roy Sjoberg wants to rant about collectivism and at the same time wants to take away the rights of others to disagree.
Playboy Roy Sjoberg up to no good?
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N. Onimous has word from a very reliable source that the infamous Playboy Roy Sjoberg has been very mischevious lately. And this information goes to the very heart and soul as to why the democrats must be defeated in this recall election. I will have further comments on this later today or tomorrow. And Roy if you’re out there watching (and we know you are), take more care throwing out the garbage next time will you?
Playboy Roy Sjoberg “Analyses” Shelly Moore
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It looks like the new candidate that will be challenging Sheila Harsdorf has been “handpicked” by none other than local communist Roy Sjoberg himself. We know where your eyes are wandering underneath those dark glasses Playboy. Mmmm, Mmmm, Mmmmmmmmmm One has to wonder how many long nights Playboy Roy had to spend with Shelly Moore to “convince” her to run. Always the ladies man, Playboy Roy probably had a big “hand” in personally picking Ms. Moore. One has to wonder how Mrs. Sjoberg feels about her man spending all of that time with the younger woman. Sounds like she’ll have to do a little meditating about this situation….
Playboy Roy Sjoberg, are you ready?
Posted by: | CommentsReady to make a run for office Playboy Roy? Ready to put your name out there and tell us what you stand for? Well the writers on this blog are justing hoping that you’re the one that runs against Sheila in a recall election because we’ve got a few surprises up our sleeves. Or should we say a few hands up the skirt? Come on Roy, make our day…..
Looney Lana Sjoberg pondering Playboy Roy’s run for office….
Carnac on Mrs. Playboy Roy Sjoberg
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……… She was seen meditating in a deep trance in the back of the room.
Playboy Roy Sjoberg starts recall
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Playboy Roy Sjoberg
Local horny loony liberal Playboy Roy Sjoberg has begun the process of recalling Senator Sheila Harsdorf. In a recent interview Playboy stated that he considered recent actions by Republicans as “overreaching”. Funny, isn’t that what the married Mr. Sjoberg did when he reached under the table to grab the leg of a married woman?
More Useful Idiots
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A little birdie just flew on my shoulder and let me know about a backroom conversation that took place last night after the Hudson School Board Meeting….
Dan T.- Well guys, how do you think that went tonight? I tried to look as non-partisan as possible considering I have a dog in this fight with my wife being a college professor and all. You know this Walker B.S. is going to really hurt my pocketbook.
Playboy Roy- How did it go? Well the first thing you could have done is look a little more presentable at the meetings. Jesus Christ Dan, you look like a stinking homeless guy. You look so disheveled that you make Foster Brooks look good. I mean, look at how dapper I was this evening.
Scotty E.- I agree Playboy. I looked rather dapper myself in my nice suit and tie. I almost looked professional. And the paper took such a nice picture of me down at the lakefront.
Dan T- Layoff the comments guys. I promise to comb my hair and iron my shirt for the next meeting if it makes you feel better.
Playboy Roy- It just helps with the sales job Dan okay? I never speak at a public meeting without my nice spiffy suit on. Besides, I might meet a special lady at one of these meetings.
Scotty E.- Oh yah, I saw your wife here tonight as well.
Playboy Roy- Not her you dingbat! Somebody special!
Dan T.- So what do you want for punishment Scotty?
Scotty E.- I know. How about I take a 12 day vacation to Florida starting tomorrow and you can announce some type of minimal punishment at your next school board meeting? In fact you don’t even have to tell the disgusting public what the “consequences” were. Just tell them that it’s a personnel matter and it’s been handled.
Dan T.- You’re going to Florida tomorrow? Don’t you have to teach Wed-Friday of this week?
Scotty E.- Screw that. I’ve got substitutes coming in for me. And I’ve spent so much time on this union stuff the past few weeks that I don’t even know what they’re going to learn, but it’s got to be more than when I’m there.
Playboy Roy- You’ve got that right. The word in Hudson is that you’re so bad as a Spanish teacher that your students can’t even order a Burrito Value meal at Taco Bell!
Scotty E.- That’s real funny Playboy.
Behind the scenes with Handy Ranson
Posted by: | CommentsPlayboy Roy, looking dashing in his matching outfit
We’d like to welcome you to a new segment of Ontheborderline. We’ll take a close look at what goes on behind the scenes at the local fishwrap newspaper in Hudson. Many of the most vile liberals in town seem to work there and you can see their communist way of thinking in the “stories” that they write.
Our first interview will be with the liberal puke Handy Ranson and Playboy Roy. Handy is a tool of the lefties, always advocating for higher taxes and more government. Handy sometimes puts his name to articles and sometimes he hides behind the “Our View” editorial. Either way, you can tell it’s him with the editorial slant. His article about the government union thug protesters this week was no different. And Playboy Roy, well he’s the guy that is always wanting to steal from his neighbors (and sometimes not just their money…..).
So here is Handy Ranson and his local hero Playboy Roy, behind the scenes…..
Handy- So what did you think of the article Playboy?
Playboy Roy – Great work Handy. I love the way you slanted the article in favor of the union thugs. And nice picture of me by the way. I thought I looked rather dashing in my matching outfit.
Handy – Thanks Playboy. I do the best I can to influence the people of Hudson. Did you like the way I called you a “prominent Hudsonsite”? I thought that was pretty clever.
Playboy Roy – You printed it just the way I told you to Handy. Couldn’t have done it better myself. I can’t wait to run against Sheila Harsdorf in a recall election.
Handy – We’ll do the best we can to promote you Playboy. I’ll try to keep those stories about your marital infidelities out of the paper.
Playboy – Sounds good Handy. And don’t let the average people of Hudson know that I make tons of money off of the government workers planning their estates okay? That wouldn’t look very good.
Handy – Got it Playboy. Now I’ve got to get back to work. Plenty of left leaning stories to write this week.
Playboy – Great, me too. There’s got to be somebody I can sue today…..
Hudson Mayor Dean Knudson appoints new Library Czar
In a bold move that has baffled many of his one-time supporters, Hudson Mayor Dean Knudson has appointed local communist Roy Sjoberg to the Hudson Joint Library Board. Immediately following his appointment, Mr. Sjoberg declared that he was now the Library Czar and appointed a 23 member Task Farce to determine how much taxes needed to be raised to meet the wishes of the lunatic liberals that reside in Hudson.
For those of you unfamiliar with Playboy Roy Sjoberg, he is very adept at reaching in his neighbors’ pockets to confiscate their wealth. He has advocated for every major tax increase and referendum held in Hudson. He is also the only person to head up not just one, but TWO 23 member task farces.
When not reaching into his neighbors’ pockets for more money, Playboy Roy has been know to reach his hand onto many a young lady around town, if you know what I mean…..