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Rick Moran at “Right Wing Nut House” has an interesting post on this coming Sunday’s Meet the Press with Tim Russert. Seems he knows a Professor Hawkinshan who has invented a “TV Time Portal” and has the ability to watch TV shows into the future. So he has already watched tomorrow’s “Meet the Press”. He has the jotted down and transcribed the interview with none other than the Grand Deaniac himself, Howard Dean.
Russert: Yes…Let me ask you this. A few months ago you said Republicans are evil. Do you want to retract that statement?
Dean: I said what I said and I’ll stand by it to the death…unless it offends blacks, feminists, gays, union people or old folks. And yes, Republicans are evil. They’ve hijacked religion, I tell you. They’re trying to make it seem like Democrats hate religion. That’s not so. I’ve made it a point to include at least 3 references to God in every speech I make. If that doesn’t convince people we Democrats are religious, I don’t know what will. We’re going to talk about “God” and “values” and maybe even throw in a few “Jesus” in those states where the guys have the shotguns and confederate flags on their pick up trucks. When it comes to religion, nobody is going to be holier than me.
Russert: Right…Governor, Senator Harry Reid, the Senator Minority Leader and one of the leaders of your party recently called the President a “loser.” Would you like to take this opportunity to denounce that kind of negative attack?
Dean: Denounce it? Hell, I told him to say it! Winning two wars and two elections and getting just about everything you want from Congress doesn’t make you a winner, ya know. There are other standards a President should be measured against.
Russert: For instance?
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Hey can I use the “TV Time Portal” to watch the Preakness Stakes. I’ll give you 1/2 of what I win on the Superfecta. Had I watched the Derby 2 weeks ago, I would have won a cool 1.65 Million on that race alone.